Monday, November 19, 2007

Brad Womack Chooses to Remain a Bachelor, Picks No One

In a very interesting turn of events, this season’s available stud brought to us by ABC has decided to remain available.

In the season finale of The Bachelor, Texas businessman Brad Womack dropped everyone’s jaw by not choosing to be with either of the two finalists. He broke the news to contestants DeAnna Pappas and Jenni Croft in two separately filmed scenes.

Although each woman professed their love for Brad, he said that the reason he couldn’t choose either of them is because he didn’t really love them, and couldn’t lie about it. That statement alone shows that he knows nothing about reality tv. Everyone knows you pick someone and say you love them whether you do or not. The break up comes later, after you leave the viewers with the happy ending.

I hope that the next Bachelor secretly aspires to be a polygamist, and in the finale he chooses both women. Then he can explain that he’s already married and is just looking for a couple of wives to go with his other wife.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOSER, GAY, OR SUFFERING FROM A COMPLETE COMMITMENT PHOBIA.

Anonymous said...

He is just a smoothe player. Had a good time see ya. Typical player. Get the girl to tell you how she feels and just dump her.I do believe Brad is on a ego trip.

Anonymous said...

So if he "cared SO much", why couldn't he just continue to date one of them? Did it have to be either a marriage proposal or nothing?? He totally lead them on.